WWE'S ROLLINS BEST ON NFL NETWORK'S 'GOOD MORNING FOOTBALL'
By far … the best, sharpest, most informative (not to
mention lively) panelist on The NFL Network’s “Good
Morning Football” is … SETH ROLLINS, who is better
known as a professional ‘rassler for WWE … even if he’s
only part-time.
For one thing, Rollins doesn’t take himself too seriously,
always a plus as far as we’re concerned.. In addition, he
doesn’t mind taking a jab or two at what he does for a
living.
Introducing a brief segment Friday, Rollins said, “’Good
Morning Football’ is not the only intersection between
professional football and the WWE. Here, discussing a
flag football event for fanatics is the great, the legend
TOM BRADY and the not so great, not so legendary
LOGAN PAUL.”
Among others the G.O.A.T and Paul are scheduled to
compete March 21 in Saudi Arabia.
“I love WWE. It’s really cute … but I’m a little worried
for you. Your a good athlete but these guys [NFL players]
are on another level … and this is REAL football,” Brady
said.
To which Paul, indignantly, said, “I AM the level. I was
an all-state linebacker. I rushed for 1,200 and 19
touchdowns my senior year. Can SEQAN BARKLEY
leap off the top rope, do a 180 moon salt, and knock
someone on his head?… ?”
Brady: “Well, let’s see if you can still bring it. I’m glad
you’re finally going to participate in competition that,
like, matters.”
Paul: “This guy is insane.”
Return to Rollins, shaking his head: “Cute? … cute
...cute. Tom, all due respect … you could not do what we
do, sir. If I would hit you in the face with a ladder, you
would crumble … You were an incredible quarterback …
greatest right arm of all time … but if I picked up up and
chunked you into a cage, you wouldn’t be walking for
weeks (while we watch Rollins chunk C.M. PUNK in a
steel-cage match replay). You haven’t been hit like that in
years, Tom. They made rules to protect you, understand?
They don’t make rules to protect us … We go year-round.
That’s another thing. Off-season … what’s an off-season?
We don’t have an off-season, TOM! … I dare you … I
DARE YOU! … to come in our world and see how cute it
is. CUTE? Get out of here!
Wrong again, old timer. Doesn’t take what he does too
seriously, eh? Could have fooled us.
While he was at it, Rollins invited “Mr. Part-Time owner”
to show up for the two-day Wrestlemania ia April. Asked
what he would do to Brady in a match, Rollins said,
“Remember when I introduced you guys to [the term]
jobber? Well, that’s Brady if he got into a ring with me.
He doesn’t stand a chance.
“Cute … CUTE? Come on, man! Geez, get’s me hot.”
ODDS, ENDS: The Arizona Cardinals and Miami
Dolphins are said waiting to sign former Liberty U.,
quarterback MALIK WILLIS as soon as he walks away
from Green Bay as a free agent. He pretty much has
wasted away since being drafted by the Packers three
years ago. Still, in limited appearances in 2025, Willis
completed 30 of 35 passes. The New York Jets should be
interested, too… Goochland’s JUSTIN VERLANDER,
43, a lock for the Hall of Fame, signed a one-year
contract for $13 million ($11M deferred) with the Detroit
Tigers … The 68thDaytona 500 is Sunday, the start of
another NASCAR season. Maybe this will be Manchester
High alumnus DENNY HAMLIN’s time to win the
major Cup series – at last.
Until next time ...
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