NOTING RANGER RUMORS, SLIPPERY STAIRS AND MORE
It’s all CHRIS DRURY’s fault. The NHL Rangers’
general manager told reporters “everything is on the
table” after the Broadway Blueshirts were eliminated
by eventual-champion Florida in the Stanley Cup
semifinals, four games to two. In other words, no player
was exempt from moving on … that is, if the price was
right. Make us an offer … What followed in
the 26 days since then has been rampant with
speculation … which is not unusual in the Big Apple
… where everybody in the news media is an expert
(just ask them) and think they know something nobody
else does … So, depending on the source, captain
JACOB TROUBA, a right-handed defenseman who
makes $8 million annually – with two more years to go
at that inflated price – and was terrible in the playoffs
(playing with a broken ankle) after being minus 4
during the regular season, will be/won’t be traded ...
Same goes for RYAN LINDGREN, injury-prone but
tough, reliable left-handed defenseman who was plus
22 during the regular season when the Rangers
finished with the league’s best record (115 points) …
Former No. 2 overall draft choice (2019) KAAPO
KAKKO signed a new, two-year contract at a modest
$2.4M annually … which supposedly made the 6-2
winger attractive to a deal (according to multiple if
unidentified sources, that is) … And Drury waived
underperforming, overpaid forward BARCLAY
GOODROW, creating a firestorm of criticism ...
charging him with taking advantage of a loophole in
the rules which he did ...Then there was the
matter of a new, upgraded contract for goalie IGOR
SHESTERKIN, said to asking about $12M. On a
team with little wiggle room on a salary cap of $88M,
was Drury willing to risk that much on one player even
one as good as “IGOR! IGOR!!”? Stay tuned.
……. Scholarship cornhole? Throwing a beanbag at a
small opening from about 10 yards (more or less)
away? Next? Full grants for pickup sticks. Running up
a flight of stairs? Don’t laugh.
……. No question … ESPN has come full circle from its
beginning in 1979 … when Rodeo from Mesquite,
Texas, pro rasslin’ and Roller Derby were among the
featured presentations. Would you believe theSlippery
Stairs Championship? … I kid you not … Rule No. 6:
No walking up the stairs with just two feet. “I’ve been
climbing stairs my entire life … so I think I know what
it takes to win,” says a young (20-something)
contestant (He doesn’t ... win, that is). Among the
sponsors:FRANK BOBO’s Towing and Recovery ...
803-329-3030 … Rock Hill, S.C., “No road too steep,
no ditch too deep.” … Six contestants wearing wet
suits and a helmet climb a steep, specially-made,
watered-down “staircase” on their hands and feet. The
top four that make it to the top and ring a hand bell
advance to the
next round … On their way up, spectators throw big
(soft, I guess) balls, trying to impede their progress …
and send them back down to the starting line, if
possible. As they near their destination, a couple of
Slippery Stairs Girls great them with buckets of water
(with a similar aim in mind). … Half the fun, it seems,
is taking the long, bumpy (OK, slippery) road to the
bottom – on purpose – when it’s over … There was a
lot of smiling by everyone … except hot-pink-wearing
Frank who dominated qualifying but failed the final …
in this clip from 2023.
....... Does this make sense? Apparently it was no
surprise that a 6-9 forward who averaged fewer than
12 points playing pro hoops in France was taken No. 1
(by Atlanta) Friday … yet just about everyone couldn’t
believe Purdue’s 7-4 ZACH EDEY, first player in
NCAA history to average at least 25.0 points, 12
rebounds, 2 blocks and 2 assists, went as high as No. 9
(to Memphis). Only in the NBA … where a 7-2 center
averaging 11.8 points and 9.9 rebounds, both career
highs, just signed a four-year extension at $25 million
per. Get serious!
……. The NHL takes its turn to (cliché alert) raise
eyebrows Friday night. San Jose will select Boston
University center MACKLIN CELEBRINI, a
freshman (5-11 ¾, 197) who was named Hobey Baker
Award winner as best player in NCAA Division I, with
the top choice. He had 64 points (32 goals) in 36
games … With the draft’s No. 2 pick, Chicago is
expected to name scoring machine IVAN DEMIDOV
(60 points, 23 goals in 30 games with Russia’s top
junior league). A 6-0, 192-pound winger, he will join
2023 No. 1 CONNOR BEDARD to give the
Blackhawks a 1-2 punch they hope will remind fans of
JONATHAN TOEWS and PATRICK KANE,
architects of their last Cup title in 2015 … Monday it
really gets wild with the start of the free-agent signing
period.
Until next time ...
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